Don’t you just love it when you’re changing a diaper at 3 am and the little meatball poop falls out of the diaper while you’re disposing of it and rolls away? Of course you then have three options:
a) Feel around for it in the soft glow of the night light until you find/squish it;
b) Turn the overhead light on, which means you’ve now doubled the length of time it will take the little one to fall back asleep; or
c) Leave it, wherever it may be, until morning.
(It’s like an excerpt from the worst “Choose Your Own Adventure” book EVER.)